
Me: So, did you guys do it?
Roomie1: No (sad face). We didn't have any condoms!
Me: What? Why didn't you ask me for some?
Roomie2: Jake, what the hell is Flea gonna do with a 5 year old condom?
Yeah, Roomie2 is just a funny bitch! Note: Sarcasm
Read something queer lately?