Monday, February 26, 2007

I HAVE FOUND MR. CHESS!!!

AND HE'S STRAIGHT!

AIN'T THAT A BITCH!

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Porn Connections

Ya, definitely got your attention. Not me mind you. Oh, it's not that I abhor anything porn. Quite the opposite. I love porn. I'm not just porn quality material. Probably the home video kind, one you would surely hope to not get leaked out! There's probably a video of me there somewhere floating around. The security-video-grainy kind thing. But that's another story. I'm here to write about my Porn Connections. Nothing juicy, just matter of fact.

PORN CONNECTION #1

When I was in the Army, while stationed in Fort Bragg, NC. I used to know this guy. He's airborn, gung-ho. And more importantly a big HO! I used to run into him at the local gay bar as well as in Raleigh. He's definitely cute and charming. Blond hair. Fucking nice body. And a winning smile. A year after I got out did I finally get to realize how much of a HO he was when I stumbled upon a video he did for Active Duty. No, not the one that was just a few years old. It was back in 1998-99. The first time Fort Bragg was shocked to learn that some of it's Airborn guys are practicing homos and getting paid for it. Yeah, they're delusional!

PORN CONNECTION #2

Again, while in the Army, I used to frequently "hang-out" (he was not a fuck buddy, although we have messed around quite a bit) with this guy who models hair. He wasn't extraordinary in the looks department but something about him made him extra special. This guy gets laid practically everyday. I know because the times that I go over to his house to "hang out", guys would be dropping in or just leaving. And pretty much confirmed by his roommate. Anyway, he gave great head. He has to because he moonlighted as a fluffer.

PORN CONNECTION #3

My ex-roommate's boyfriend (who won a wet briefs contest in San Fran) used to hang out with drag queens, knows Sister Roma, and other members of the porn industry. He has mentioned on several occasion how big of a nelly Michael Brandon really is, not to mention a good guy. And has promised to take me to a mansion somewhere north of San Fran, where the hot porn and non-porn guys hang out to chill clad with nothing more than a speedo/trunks. Ya, I am so there!

PORN CONNECTION #4

A female great friend of mine is currently dating/living with this great guy who used to work for Hot House. Not as a model (although, I have teased him plenty of times that he looked like Jeff Palmer) but tweaked their website. I think he even mentioned that he was the one that did the opening credits for the film Skuff or was it SHOCKER (I'm not even sure if Shocker was for Hot House). I can't remember. But he too constantly asks if I wanted to meet any of the guys. I refused. I didn't believe him at first. He's straight and bulgarian. I thought maybe he didn't know what he was saying, or the least, I didn't know what he was saying (thick accent). Until last year @ San Fran, he was stopped by Dick Wolfe and had a quick chat. He also knows Sister Roma. And tells me that Alex Collack has constantly made fun of him for developing a tiny pooch (beer belly). Which made my friend start going back to the gym.

PORN CONNECTION #5

And currently just realized... I used to talk to this guy who I just found out did porn. No he didn't do porn while I was talking to him. It was after. Am not entirely surprised. He is good looking and charming. I'm not saying that anyone who is charming and good looking is going to end up doing porn, he just had the persona. And the dick. He had one of the nicest cocks I have ever laid my mouth on. Twice. But he was a slut. He was "talking" to four other guys. As luck would have it, we live in a small town and as the weeks progressed, one by one I learned of them. I wasn't mad. We weren't dating. No talks of exclusivity. In fact, I don't ever recall asking him if he was seeing other guys. The thing that broke the deal for me was when I caught him in a lip-lock with one of my friends. Nope, not surprised at all. Now, if I can only get a hold of the video!

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Downhill from Here

Your Birthdate: February 8

Watch out Donald Trump! You've got a head for business and money.
You'll make it rich some day, even if you haven't figured out how yet.
A supreme individualist, you shouldn't get stuck in a corporate job.
Instead, make your own way - so that you can be the boss.

Your strength: Your undying determination

Your weakness: You require an opulent lifestyle

Your power color: Plum

Your power symbol: Dollar sign

Your power month: August


OK, I'm 30. I am now in a different age group. Here goes...

Update: I bought a new car (another SUV). I got a new phone (Blackberry Pearl!). Still have not move to Sacramento! But that's in the works. I'm going to San Francisco this weekend to celebrate. Still yet to find Mr. Chess. Dog gone it!