WTF EVER!

THE GOOD

Going out with friends on a Saturday night to see a live band play and drinking to our hearts content.


THE BAD

Those friends would be straight horny women staring at the same guys.


THE UGLY

Those straight horny bitches hooking up with the same guys we've been eyeing (I never said I thought I had a chance. We were in a straight bar after all.) While I get introduced to the only "other" gay man in the bar who happens to be someone I WOULD NEVER TRY TO HOOK UP WITH. EVER!


TO TOP IT OFF

It would appear (from the look of the other gay man's face) he didn't think I was kosher either and probably thought it was my idea to be introduced. UGH! Mikey! DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN WITHOUT MY CONSENT!