Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Mr. Pharmacy 2005
17 May 2005. Tuesday, marks the day University of the Pacific's first ever Mr. Pharmacy. My friend Poo Shy and myself were giddy with excitement. You see, one of the interns that worked with us was going to participate in the pageant and boy is he a hot guy. So you can imagine when he told us that he was going to parade in speedos. Sold! We immediately turned in our time off request forms!
It turns out, it wasn't a serious pageant at all. More like a fundraiser/comedy skit. Funny stuff, kinda reminded me of high school. Ok maybe a fraternity shindig. I still have fun. Also took pictures. Here:
All the candidates on the stage feeling they're sexier than their shirts
Did I mention Doctoral Candidates in their swim wear?
Truthfully, that don't impress me much! I would be wearing that mask as well!
I swear I was not at a stripper convention!!!
Here's our friend John. Supposedly, this is his European look. Exactly where? I don't know.
Cutie singing. If you can call it singing. Definitely a cutie when he stopped umm singing.
John wearing prosthetic teeth and goggle glasses. Also showing off his Latin camel toes.
Then from out of the blue, his cutie of a son joins him on stage! 1 2 3...Awww!
Supposedly, this guy is showing the crowd how to make Macaroni soup Asian style using the microwave. He used MSG!
The 5 finalist: Italian cracker, Rice, Bamboo rider, Cutie stoner, White washed Asian dude
AND THE WINNER IS...
MR. PHARMACY 2005 (unfortunately ran out of batteries)
And you thought that being a Pharmacist is boring...Damn you Desperate Housewives!