Searching for Mr. Chess: Big Whoop!

Before anything else, yes I got laid...

HIGHLIGHTS:

Found out that turbulence still scare the shit out of me. Note to self: get Rx for Xanax!
Taipei Airport has free wifi internet! Thank You!
Ninoy Aquino International Airport smelled like a FISH Market! WTF?!
Filipino Drivers are CRAZY! Note to self: ask to increase dose of Xanax!
It's freaking Hot.
Thank goodness for AC!
After shower sweating is so overrated.
Brother's Wedding went without a hitch.
My wedding speech sucked ass!
I have tons and tons of relatives!
You will always have a relative(s) that just can't shut the fuck up. But I still love them.
Every 2 days I travelled.
First to Baguio. Wow, it has changed.
Seeing old classmates is very intimidating. Never did found the balls to go up to him.
Straight Uncles took me to a Strip Club. Both Female and Male! LOL
SM Baguio has Starbucks!
10 pesos for a penis key chain. Bought 20.
Next to Binmaley, Pangasinan.
Uncle's house is enormous!
Visited the graves of my paternal grandparents' and tita Del.
Ate goat and snails.
Found out my niece is a Lesbian!
Went to observe my uncle @ his place of work. He's a judge.
Official Language of the Philippine Court System? English.
Sat 5-7 feet away from 3 guys that were handcuffed together. All 3 being tried for murder. All 3 were smiling. The guards have the habbit of walking out of the courtroom.
Listening to the prosecutor gave me a headache. What did he say again?
Then back to Manila.
Went to a gay bar.
To Filipinos, a gay bar meant 'strip joint'.
Full frontal? yeah ummm.
Watch out for your beer before he dips...never mind.
Went to a comedy bar. Which comprised of effeminate gay men making a fool out of themselves. Surprisingly, was very entertaining.
Was hit on by a straight guy. I know, I was weirded out.
Fell in Lust.
Will definitely go back.
Soon.
One perk of going back to visit: finding old pics!